If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
attributed
George Bernard Shaw
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Erma Bombeck
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau